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"Every day is a new day and every day is a gift and should be used in the best way possible"  Taylor H

"Every day we are alive is a gift...use it wisely."  Taylor H

“Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from a lot of bad judgment.”

en. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for t be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

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Amazing Grace:

One day, a man went to visit a church... He got there early, parked his car, and got out. Another car pulled up and the driver got out and said, "I always park there! You took my place!" The visitor went inside for Sunday school, found an empty seat and sat down. A young lady from the church approached him and stated, "That's my seat! You took my place!" The visitor was somewhat distressed by this rude welcome, but said nothing.

After Sunday school, the visitor went into the sanctuary and sat down. Another member walked up to him and said, "That's where I always sit! You took my place!" The visitor was even more troubled by this treatment, but still He said nothing. Later as the congregation was praying for Christ to dwell among them, the visitor stood up, and his appearance began to change. Horrible scars became visible on his hands and on his sandaled feet. Someone from the congregation noticed him and called out, "What happened to you?" The visitor replied, as his hat became a crown of thorns, and a tear fell from his eye, "I took your place."

 

Drug Problem:

God Bless Parents Who Drugged Us!

The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question, ''Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?''  I replied: I had a drug problem when I was young.  I was drug to church on Sunday morning.

* I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.

* I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather.

* I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults.

* I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my  best effort in everything that was asked of me.

* I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profane four-letter word.

* I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and cockleburs out of dad's fields.

* I was drug to the homes of family, friends, and neighbors to help out some poor soul who had no one to mow the yard, repair the clothesline, or chop some firewood; and, if my mother had ever known that I took a single dime as a tip for this kindness, she would have drug me back to the woodshed. Those drugs are still in my veins; and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, and think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin; and, if today's children had this kind of drug problem,  America would be a better place.

 

110407 Hi Taylor, thank you for texting me on my phone, I liked that.  Here are pictures I recently produced that I thought you might like...(note when the new page for each picture opens, click the image again for clear picture).

                  

 

Taylor's Cool Photos


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